Principal 1 pathan student se:

Principal 1 pathan student se: School ka time
8:30 he or tum 9:30 pe school aa rhe ho.

Pathan: O yaara! tum humara intezar mat kia karo.
School laga dia karo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 829 views
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