Pathan: oye teray chotay bhai ki moonchain hen or teri nahi hen?
Aisa kiun?

2nd Pathan: Is main kiun wali kya bat he?
Wo Abu pe gya he or me ammi pe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

do saboot aur

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar To Sardarni

Sardar To Sardarni:
“Jaldi Roti De Ajj 4 Wajjay Khotyan Di Race Ay,
Main Othe Jaana Ay”…
Sardarni:
“Bus Rein Diyo,
Turya Jaanda Nai,
Tay Race Lao Gay”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar docter english joke

Docter to sardar:you have brain tumor.
On hearing this

sardar start danceing
dr:why you are danceing
sardar:it proves that i have brain

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

A Way To Save Your Marriage

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Kid Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Kid-Maa Mujhe Bhai Chahiye

Maa-Tumhare Papa Dubai Gae Hue Hai
Wo Aa Jaen Phir Sochenge

Kid-Kyu Na Hum Papa Ko Surprise De

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)