Sardar:
doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to hamara signature hai.

by Razzi (few years ago!) / 883 views

Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.

Ek Mental Hospital Mein Saare Pagal Ro Rahe The.
Ek Pagal Chup-Chap So Raha Tha.
Doctor Ne Puchha: “Tum Kyun Shanti Se Soye Ho?”
Pagal: “Main Mar Chuka Hoon, Isliye To Sab Ro
Rahe Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Purane waqaton main

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
.
Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
.
.
.
.
Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hamari Light Tu AbIs Taraha Aati Hy

Hamari Light Tu Ab
Is Taraha Aati Hy
DOst
Jese Shadi k Bad
Beti Bep K Ghar
(‘,’) Acha abbu
<)(\me chaLti
// hon phir aaon gi
agle hafty..;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ki Akalmandi

Santa Ek Bar Bus Mein Ja Raha Thha, Conductor Se Bola.

Santa: “Bhai Sahab Do Ticket Dena”

Conductor Hairani Ho Kar: “Do Kyon?”

Santa: “Agar Ek Kho Gayi To Doosri Kaam Aayegi Na”

Conductor Uska Majak Udate Hue: “Agar Dono Kho Gayi Toh?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Abe Mere Ko Bilkul Hi Bevkoof Samjha Hua Hai Kya, Ye Pass Kis Din Kaam Aayega“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kiske Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai?

Class Mein Maths Ka Teacher Aata Hai Aur Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchhta Hai.

Teacher: “Samajh Tujhe Dus (10) Laddu Diye”

Pappu: “Sir, Mujhe Kab Diye?“

Teacher: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai”

Pappu: “Samajh Gaya, Sir”

Teacher: “Usmein Se Paanch (5) Tune Mujhe Diye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache?”

Pappu: “Bees”

Teacher: “Wo Kaise?”

Pappu: “Samajh Na, Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)