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kya peo gay

Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy: Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam? Mehman: Thanda. Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi? Mehmaan: Pepsi Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me? Mehmaan: Glass me. Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala? Mehmaan: Design wala. Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

441 chars (3 sms)


KfC Price.....

KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.

163 chars (2 sms)


Application

FEes Maafi ki Application To The principal' High school. Sir, seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay, 500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li. 250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya. 150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya. 300 science vali miss per shart har gaya. Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai, par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai. Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka raaz faash shukriya.

489 chars (4 sms)


Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai

Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai wah wah wah Aray Jisko FARAAZ ne chaha woh kisi aur ki hogai Lo Dasso yaro, Pepsi fair 65 di ho gai ;-) :-P :-D ;)

161 chars (2 sms)


14 august or pepsi

( Sunday, August 14, 2011 )
Lo Ji!
Abhi Ghor Kiya to pata Laga



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Pepsi Aur Pakistan Dono 65 k Ho gaye hain. :-)

146 chars (1 sms)


pepsi

mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon.. jawab mila , , , , , , , , Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo ab bughtooo.

164 chars (2 sms)


Celebration MEANZ

Celebration MEANZ
Four Frndz
ßahar ßarsat
4 Glases Of Pepsi


Çelebration Meanz
100 Bucks Of Petrol
A Rusty Old Bike N Open Road



Celebrtn Means
Maggi N0dles
A Hostel R0om
4:25 A.M


Celebrtn Meanz
3 Old Frnds
3 Separate Cities
3 Coffee Mugs
1 Internet Messenger


Celebratn Meanz
Rain On A Hot Tin Ro0f
Pakoras Deep Frying
Neighbourz Droping In A Party

Celebrtn Meanz
U N M0m
A Summer Nite
A Bottle Of Coconut Oil N A Head Massage


U Can Spend 100s On Brithdays
1000 On Festivals
Lacs On Weddings
But To Celebrte All U Hv 2 Do Iz Spend Ur Time Wd Ur Loved Ones

Keep In T0uch Wd Those Who Care 4 Y0u

646 chars (5 sms)


I May Not Be Your

I May Not Be Your PEPSI
Choice Of The New Generation

I May Not Be Your COKE
Only The Real Thing

Or

Your NIDO,
World''s No. 1

But

I Can Be Your REXONA I Won''t Let You Down ... :)

197 chars (2 sms)


Shahi Mewa Pepsi Cola

Shahi Mewa
Pepsi Cola
Ding Dong Bubble
5 Star Molty Foam
National Tomato Ketchup
Shan Chat Masala
Matro Agarbatti
Millat Fan
Rooh Afza
Lado Sabun
Dawlance
Nokia
Nazpan Masala
Metro Bus
Geo Tv Netwark
Gold Leaf
Bio Amala
PIA
Dawn Bread
English Tooth Paste
Tibbat Cream
Bonanza
Ariel
Ponstan Tablets
Rose Patel
Lukmani Manjan
Picaso Pen
Haleeb Milk
Bata Shoes


Banane waloon..
AuR Meri Taraf sAy Aap Ko . . .

/-/ EiD MUBARAK /-/

463 chars (3 sms)


Hamari Dosti Bonanza

Hamari Dosti Bonanza Jaisi Nahi K SInce 1925

Pepsi Jaisi Bhi nahi K Ye DiL Mange More

Ye To STATE LIFE INSURANCE jaisi Hai

"ZINDAGI K SATH BHI, ZINDAGI K BAAD BHI"

173 chars (2 sms)


Fanta Piyo

Fanta Piyo,
Pepsi Piyo,
Marinda Piyo
Coke Piyo,
Dew Piyo,
Pani Piyo,Piyo Aur Piyo
Kiyun Ke Ab Pampers Sirf 99 Rupai Main

127 chars (1 sms)


Kiss is not like

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

173 chars (2 sms)


bottle main Pepsi

bottle main Pepsi say zyaada
....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

196 chars (2 sms)


Select 1 colour

Select 1 colour
And you Have to Do Whatever Comes In It
RED
PURPL
YELLO
BLUE
WHITE
BROWN
SILVER
GOLDEN
& Reply must


SILVER
Tell Me Your Life''s Biggest Achievement

Red
3 sentences in My praise

Golden
Cal me for 1 mint

YELLO
Tell Me Your Life unforgettable Day

WHITE
You Have To Kiss Me Whenever You meet In infront Of Everyone

BLUE
Pepsi Is DUE On You

BROWN
Send me Your 2 Favorite Msgs

Parple
Send me Balance Of 50 Rupees

467 chars (3 sms)


" Love Ka Breakfast

" Love Ka Breakfast

Ishq Ka Lunch,

Piyaar Ka Sallan ,

Mohabat Ka Salad,

Pupi Ki Pepsi,

Jhappi Ka Raita,

&

Dinner With 1 Long French Kiss "

( gOoOOod nIghT )

181 chars (2 sms)


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