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Pathan Mobile Company Mein Job K Liye Interview Dene Geya Pehly hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Par Usy Maar Kar Bhaga diya Geya Sawal Tha . . . . . Sub se Mashoor Network Kon sa Ha? Pathan: Cartoon Network HAhahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

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aap kay ghar zurur ayen gaye

Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur - - - - Aur - - - - Aur - - - - Aur - - - - Bell bajakar bhag jayengey…

160 chars (1 sms)


Baghat aur bagawan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

152 chars (1 sms)


Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf

Judge 2 pak police Pervez Musharraf
court se kese faraar ho gaye ?
Police - Sir wo bhaag me mahair hai ap
ko nahi pata woo kargil yuddh me kese bhage the?

157 chars (1 sms)


Paheli.

Andhy ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gaya, gonge ne dekh lia, ab batao k gonga andhy ko kesy bataye ga k us ki biwi ko behra bhaga kr le gya hai.

143 chars (1 sms)


khuwaishain...

rozana ki bhag daur mey hum sub yehi intzar ker rahey hain k hamari zindagi ka ek din essa aaega jab hamari tamam khuwaishain poori hojaengi, haan din to aaega, zaroor aaega, magar khatam khuwaishain nahi balkey zindagi hojaegi.

228 chars (2 sms)


funny

Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane, Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane, Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara, Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

174 chars (2 sms)


kundi

Agr k0i apko dekh kar drwaza band kar leta hai to yad rakho . . . . . . Kundi d0no taraf se h0ti hai…. tum bhi bahar se laga kar bhag jao...

140 chars (1 sms)


BV & ?

Sardar office ka tulla mar k ghar agaya

Wahn usne apni bv ko apne boss k 7 dekha

Wo bhag k office waps agya or bola:

BAAP RE! BOSS NE DEKHLIA HOTA TO PAKRA
JATA.

171 chars (2 sms)


pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

139 chars (1 sms)


mazmon likho!!!

Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon
Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha?

Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par
Kaat krar bhag gaya

167 chars (2 sms)


bel bja k bhag jain gy

tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge

wah wah
tere dar pe sanam hazar bar aen ge


bel bje ge or bhag jaen ge.

119 chars (1 sms)


Me Padosi Se love Karta Hu

'Beti:Me Parosi Se love Krti Hun, !ORUs K Sath Bhag Rahi Hun Dad:Thanks Beta Tm Mra Paisa or Waqt Bacha Rhi Ho Beti: me ap ko Ami Ka Letter Suna rahi Hon;)'

157 chars (1 sms)


mahmood o ayaz na

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz

73 chars (1 sms)


mahmood o ayaz na akati par

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz

74 chars (1 sms)


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