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Bhai Ka VIRUS

Tere Ishq Ka e-mail Mere Dil Ko Tarpata Hai.. Per Beech Me Tere Bhai Ka VIRUS Aa Jata Hai.. :-( Hhahahaha Good Night..

120 chars (1 sms)


Funny Friendship Sms

Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha: Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy? Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola: Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote. Miss u my frnd.

161 chars (2 sms)


Height of being Hygienic:

Height of being Hygienic:

A Computer Science student washing his hands with Dettol
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after removing a Virus from his System ;)

172 chars (2 sms)


Mobile pe ek v

Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge... sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!

173 chars (2 sms)


''WARNING ! ! !

''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''

103 chars (1 sms)


''WARNING ! ! !

''WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''

103 chars (1 sms)


This is the telephone

This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

197 chars (2 sms)


Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

173 chars (2 sms)


agar 03343004071

Mobiles pe ek pagal virus aya he agar 03343004071 no se koi cal aye to attend nai krna varna insan ban jao ge sialkot mei 2 gadhay insan ban gye hai so becareful

162 chars (2 sms)


Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…


Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->

170 chars (2 sms)


Types of Girls ( Computer Humor ) CD-ROM GIRLS

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her

790 chars (5 sms)


What if the

What if the I.T. industry starts producing movies?
Some Film titles may be like these:

· Login Karo Sajna
· Naukar PC Ka
· 1942 -- A Bug Story
· Kaho Na Virus Hai
· Crash Se Crash Tak
· Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
· Shaheed Hacker Singh
· Password De Ke Dekho
· Terminal Apna Login Parayi
· Mr. Network Lal
· PC Sajaake Rakhna
· Hackers'' Ka Raja Debuggers'' Ki Rani
· Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta
· Phir Teri Java-scripting Yaad Aayi
· Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai . . . ;->

498 chars (4 sms)


Warning . . . ! ! !

Warning . . . ! ! !










It''s A VIRUS













When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off


It Won''t Work . . . ;->

147 chars (1 sms)


Attention Plz

Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

335 chars (3 sms)


1 Day God Tested

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)

152 chars (1 sms)


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