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There are 8 doors of Jannat

'There are 8 doors of Jannat: 1. Jannat-ul-mava 2. Dar-ul-maqaam 3. Dar-ul-salaam 4. Dar-ul-khuld 5. Jannat-ul-adaan 6. Jannat-ul-naim 7. Jannat-ul-kasif 8. Jannat-ul-firdaus Insha-Allah, on the day of Qayamat may your name be called from all the doors...Ameen!'

266 chars (2 sms)


Zardari

"yaqeenan woh shaks goonga hai jis ne mujy dekha aur gaali na di" (Asif Zardari ki kitab "firaun ki wapsi" chapter "haan me kutta hun" page#420)

146 chars (1 sms)


Sta da miscall pa

Sta da miscall pa tama stargi zama sari shwi
Da aar gharmo k me wallah chi shogeri shwe
Sta da sehat rasara gham sho paida
Zra kho me zra aw tarmi okhki me ratwi shwi
Khafa pa de wam chi da sa chal wosho
Da de jor kheri da wafa khaga wade shwi
No A ASIFA sta kismat kho dasi na wo
Chi pa ta pekhi da be loza mashuqay shwi

329 chars (3 sms)


Mery Aziz Ham Watno

Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy

Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon

K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko

Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P

Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->

317 chars (2 sms)


ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

ASIF ALI ZARDARI K BAAD KON SADAR BANEY GA...

SOCHO

SOCHO

AUR SOCHO

NAHIN MALOOM?

CHALO ME BATATA HUN



REHMAN DAKAIT.. :-)

143 chars (1 sms)


FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"

FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->

444 chars (3 sms)


Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Please ap apna ghar achi tarha check karen

Kyun ke
Kal TV pe ASIF ZARDARI keh rahy thy ke
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kehar ghra se BHUTTO nikle ga

152 chars (1 sms)


Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Nawaz Sharif ko
Wazart-e-Uzma ki
paish-kash ki to Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
"tum wazarat sanbhalo main Uzma ko sanbhalta hon".

144 chars (1 sms)


B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari

169 chars (2 sms)


Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?

To Zardari ne Kaha







BRRRRRRRRRRR!!

176 chars (2 sms)


Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH

166 chars (2 sms)


Ba adab

Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
Sadar-e Harami

Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m

162 chars (2 sms)


VakEeL:

VakEeL:

JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb





IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->

288 chars (2 sms)


Masha Allah

Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...

193 chars (2 sms)


Dhamaka Sale

Dhamaka
Sale

Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!

50% Discount 4

Usa, Saudia & Uk.

Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari

Commission 10%

Website!

Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->

182 chars (2 sms)


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