Search Results for 'mama'
A Love Story
Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
456 chars (3 sms)
MAA tab be roti he jab beta khana nhe khata,
or MAA aaj be roti he jab beta khana nhe deta,
ak MAA se 3 beety paali jaty he,magar 3 beto se ak MAA pali nhe jati,
I LOVE YOU MAMA
178 chars (2 sms)
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
396 chars (3 sms)
Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shinin up bright
And blessing everyone. Her luv so tender, merciful.
Shinin down on the earth wishin us "Happy eid".
Eid Mubarak
191 chars (2 sms)
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
168 chars (2 sms)
Wo jiska Mansab hi tha Imamat tu Lahja kitna Mateen hoga
Khuda ne Masoom jo banaya wo Ismaton ka Ameen hoga..
Luaab e Sarwar Lahu Ali ka .. BaTOOL ki goud .. Aur husn e Shabbar
yE saari cheezain mila kay socho Hussain kitna haseen hoga !???
250 chars (2 sms)
Khanna e rab me imamat ka ka ujala utra
daikh kar shahkle ali chand ka chehra utra
Aaj bhi kaabay k chaker me hy masroof jahan
Ajj tak mola ali taira na sadqa utra
Sadaqaton ki nishani hussain hay
duniya me inqilab ka bani hussain hy
dushman ko jis nay apney lahoo say shikast di
Woh mard e haq woh haider e sani hussain hay
334 chars (3 sms)
Aashoor ko diye se hawa bool rahi ha,
bujh kar bhi tum main rooh e baqa bool rahi ha,
aawaz di chiragh e imamat k noor ney,
Imran k lahoo ki zia bool rhi ha
159 chars (1 sms)
Wo Jis Ka Mansab
Hi Tha Imamat
Tou Lehja Kitna
Mateen Hoga
Khuda Ny Masoom
Jo Banaya
Wo Ismato''n Ka
Ameen Hoga
Lab-e-Sarwar,
Lahuu Ali Ka
Batool Ki Gaud,
Husn-e-Shabbar
Ye Sari Cheezai''n
Mila k Socho
"HUSSAIN" Kitna
Haseen Hoga ...
263 chars (2 sms)
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha…
Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..
Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha…
Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha…
Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha…
Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha…
593 chars (4 sms)
Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
136 chars (1 sms)
Bathmeez
Chaddar Ki Kameez,
Lohe Ka Paijama,
Bandar Tera Mama,
Billi Teri Mausi,
Kutte Mera Yaar,
Aam Ka Aachar,
Miss U Mere Yaar
136 chars (1 sms)
Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)
132 chars (1 sms)
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!
87 chars (1 sms)
A very original GUD NIGHT, Bware of cheap & duplicate wishes in d market. I''''m the only authorized dealer 4 GUD NIGHT wishes approved by "CHANDA MAMA"
Gud Night...
167 chars (2 sms)