PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 569 views

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha:

Ek aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho?

Jawab : 24 hours. Wo kaise?

Jawab Mila : 8 ghante city bus me
baaki 16 ghante biwi ke “BASME”!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se

Ek Chhota Bachha Dukandaar Se Bolta Hai.

Bachha: “Uncle Dettol Soap Hai Kya?”

Dukandaar (Naak Se Ungli Nikalte Hue) Bola: “Haan Beta, Hai Naa”
Bachha: “To Phir Haath Dhoke Ek Creamroll De Do“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

panka msjid se utaar k laee hy

Pathan apny mehman sy:
''O Yara, iss Pankey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

Pthan:
Hum ye panka msjid se utaar k laee hy..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khirki khuli..

Khirki Khuli.. Zulfein Urein..
Socha… Husne Jamal Ka Didar Tha,
Par… Zulfein Hatein To Qismat Phooti.
Wo To Kangi Karta Hua Sardar Tha…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)