A Chini was in hospital.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN Ke PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 553 views
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