COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean
COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your WIFE
Is Right,
It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD
Is Much More Than Your EGO !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 586 views
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