Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu : arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 631 views

Bachpan Vich Maa Di Gal

Sardar: Bachpan Vich Maa
Di Gal Suni Hondi Te Aj
A Din Na Vekhna Painda

Wakeel: Keya Kehti Thi
Teri Maa?

Sardar: Anni Dya Jadon
Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
Ki..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Father: Beta Maths mai kion Fail hogaye?
Kid: Teacher kehta hai 6+4 = 10
Aglay din kehta hai 5+5 = 10
Phir kehta hai 8+2 = 10
Wo khud confuse hain tu mujhe kia Pass karaingy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

soraj muj se pahly sota hay.

Maa bete se: uth jaa kambakhat dekh
sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hai
Beta: to kya hua amma wo sota bhi to
mujh se pehle hai.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Purchasing New Brains

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main

Masjid Ke Bahar Chppal Rakhne Main
Aur Miss Call Dene Main Kiya Common Hai ?
Socho Nahin Pata ?
Dono Main Dar Lagta Hai
Koi Utha Na Le.:-)
Hehehehehe.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)