Santa zoo ka watchman
Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya? Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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