Bacha Cheekha
Bacha peida hotay hi cheekha: Mujhay kuch nazar nhi aa raha, Mein andha houn..,
Nurse: Stupid, light nhi hai.!
Bacha; Oh tuwadi khair ” Ay Pakistan te nai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 497 views
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Ek kadvaa sach :-)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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. . .
Servant picked up d phone.
Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !
Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.
servant: Ab main kya karu?
Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..
After killing....
servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?
Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.
Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
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