Humor; 1404 Jokes
Santa: What is the difference between “complete and finish”?
Banta: When you marry a right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished !!!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa to Banta: Main tere 64 de 64 dand tor dene ne.
Laloo: 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne, phaji.
Santa: Mainu pata c tu v vich bolna a, iss lai tere v vich gin lye.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
NASA ne 4 tamils ko chand pe bheja.
Magar adhe raste se vapis aa gaye!
Tamils said: Aaj AMAWAS hai, Chand to hoga nahi na..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ik Bhakt Ashram me ja ke Swami Ji se bola: Swami Ji, mera Puja e mann nai lagta! kya karu?
Funny Swami Ji: Us Puja ko mere pass bhej do, shayad mera man lag jae.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik Baniya ki chhatri me mori thi.
Sardar Ji: Lalaji umbrella me mori hai, nayi umbrella kharid lo.
Baniya: Arre, baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?
Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Hindi Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle?
Funny Gujarati: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi hai.
Boss: Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin hotii.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Customer: Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.
Funny Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rabri: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Funny Laloo: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laloo dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Funny Laloo: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Funny Laloo: Maine Patna phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maalik to Santa: Tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.
Funny Santa: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.
Log usko Santa kehte the...
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Kyonki uska naam Santa tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Mayawati apne friend Lalu ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai..
Lalu: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai
Funny Lalu: Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)