Marriage; 901 Jokes

Shadi kar k Pareshan

Son: Papa sab log Shadi kar k Pareshan hain to Shadi kyon kartay hain?


Papa: Beta Aqal badaam khany se nahi,,, Thokar khanay se aati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
men

bivi: aj meri salgirah hai. mujhe ap kya tohfa dey gay.
shohar: wo samny siyah Car dekh rahi ho?
bivi: (herat aur Khushi se). Aap mujhy wo Car le ker de gay?
shohar: nahi, mein tmhein us rang ki poni le ker don ga.

by nadeem (few years ago!)
Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne

Wife:Is Hafte Hm Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaynge Agle Hafte Hm Roz Shoping K Lye Jaynge

Hsbnd: Or Us se Agle Hafte Roz Masjid Jaynge Wife:Q?

Husband: Bheek Mangny.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa

Biwi 2 Pati:Aapko Mera Banaya Hua Halwa Pasand Nai Aya Bache To 3Plate kha chuke Hai

Andar se Awaz: Mama 1Plate or Dena 1 kitab ki Jild Reh gayi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Memon Shadi Me Bv Se

BV Ne Kalaai Aage Barha Di
Or Ankhen Band Kerlen,

Jab Thori Der Me Ankhen Kholen To Memon Marker Se Hath Pe Watch) Bna Rha Tha. B.V: Ye Kia?

Memon:Moo Dikhaee.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karn

Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye..
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Kyun..??
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Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.. ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Start Wearing Earrings

A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...

And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.

"When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"

FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aitraz Nahi Hai


1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:

Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
wife n neighbours wife

What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko

Aadmi Dost se: "Yar aisi Bewi ko kya kahenge jo Khubsurat ho,

Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?"
Dost: "AFWAH"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil

Santa hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huwa
Or haath may gold ka Ek cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?
Husband: mai daur me first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa- tum meri shadi me aoge na

santa- tum meri shadi me aoge na?
banta- main un logo me se
nahi jo musibat ke samay dost ko
akela chhod de

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Just Imagine She Came Back

Santa – My Wife Died Yesterday.
I am Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out,
What To Do?

Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife Died Yesterday

Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do?

Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

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