Marriage; 901 Jokes
The time taken by a wife when she says 'I'll get ready in 5 mins' is exactly equal to the time taken by the husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 minutes!!! :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, i am a gardner??
Wife: Can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, i m a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work, he saw everything has been fixed. He asked wife who fixed this.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje 1 mahina aaram k liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kaha jayenge ?
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Husband: Dusre Doctor k pass. ( ?•? )
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pati ghar pahuncha to patani ne goshana
ki – maine aaj naukarani ko nikal diya hai.
Pati udas hokar – Are, use ek mauka to
diya hota.
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Patni(Pati Se) – Per mai aapko koi mauka
nahi dena chahati.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: aji, koi peeche mere pair choo rahaa hai.
Husband: peeche mud ke apna chehra dikha, woh choonaa bandh kar dega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Man: shaadi ke baad main lakhpati ban gaya.
2nd Man: use kyu itnaa udhaas bol rahe ho?
1st Man: usse pehle mein crorepati tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
ABE KYA Bak Raha Hai ? ?
An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as:
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"Wanted wife"
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2 gals liked it
And 140 men commented
"Meri leja":-D:-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa-Kal meri biwi kuwe me gir gyi, bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
Banta-Ab kaisi hai.?
Santa-Ab theek hi hogi. Kal se kuwe se awaz nhi ayi..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Snta: Arrange Mariage se achi Luv Mariage Q hoti h..?
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Bnta: Saale, Qki Anjani "BH00TNI" se toh,
Jaani Pehchani "CHUDAIL" hi achi hoti h!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai????
Socho
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socho
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nai pata
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Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patni:Jb tum Desi pite ho,muje Paro kehte ho.
Beer pite ho to Darling.
Par aj Bhootni Q kah rahe ho?
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Pati:Aj maine SPRITE piya h, Seedhi bat no bakwas.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pappu pravachan sune k bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha liya.
Biwi: kya guruji ne romance krne ko kaha hai
pappu: nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik Admi Ki Wife Margai
Dost Usko Chup Karane K
Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye?
Admi-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
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Dost-Q?
Admi -Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krana Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)