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140 chars (1 sms)
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha
Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?
Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay
Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
269 chars (2 sms)
At the bus stop a man
enterd the bus and
shouted out loudly
"Dont try to move from
your seats
Sheeda kulfian wala aap
chal k twaday kol aaey
ga...................-;>
206 chars (2 sms)
'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''
Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->
217 chars (2 sms)
Truck K Peeche . . .
1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.
Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.
shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!
Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!
80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!
phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo
peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge
WOH KYA HOTA HAI?
mian chota tha tab auto tha
Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen
baja horan nikal foran
dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->
604 chars (4 sms)
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
272 chars (2 sms)
Why does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
think...........
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Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna............;->
274 chars (2 sms)
kajri ne un dono ko dekha aur chaman ko aankh maari...
chaman udhar hi ghayal ho gaya....woh "kuuii kuiii" karke uske peeche chala gaya...kajri ne tub main dubki lagaa di...chaman ab naaraaz ho gaya...kuch der tak taalaab dekh raha tha....
khunchuus ke man main alag hi khayal aa rahe the "isskaa khoon kaise piyaa jaaye"
KAAN film festival ke saare guest ab aa chuke the...dharmesh darshan ke sar par ab pappu mandra raha tha....pappu, bittu, chintu, pintu....bahar
Faarikh paan, jagtaap bachpan, Alif ali paan ke haath par baithe maze se khoon pii rahe the..
tabhi diya mirza ne red carpet par entry maari......;-
626 chars (4 sms)
yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..
tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..
"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
234 chars (2 sms)
yeh tha bada bhari..
marie se nahi banta khari....
char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]
ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
329 chars (3 sms)
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
205 chars (2 sms)
Breaking news..
abhi abhi mili tazza khabar ke anusaar pata chala hai ki......
Australia ki oneday team me Steave buckner ko jagah mil gaye hai..
lekin abhi tak ye pata nahi chala hai ki wo team me karenge kya....!
229 chars (2 sms)
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
170 chars (2 sms)
MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab
425 chars (3 sms)