Search Results for 'chal'
Are U Emotionally Dumbed ?
Creatively Challenged ?
Artistically Void ?
Socially Hopeless ???
And
Financially Desprate ....????
Congrates You Are A
PAKISTANI .... ;->
246 chars (2 sms)
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
140 chars (1 sms)
Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.
164 chars (2 sms)
1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono''n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye
Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi
Moral :
Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota ...
188 chars (2 sms)
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
merey marney ki ik waja tu ho ghee,
chal tu mar ja ta k waja hee khatam ho jaye.
137 chars (1 sms)
Shadi Ke Liye Do Parwaro Ki Baat Cheet:
Ladke Ka Baap:Hamara Beta Inta Achcha. Bada Ho Ya Chota Sabko Ek Nazar Se Dekhta Hai.
Ladki Ki Maa: Hamari Beti Itni Mehanti Hai Ki Sare Din Ek Tang Pe Khadi Rehti Hai....
Shadi Ho Gayi..
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Shadi Ke Pata Chala Ki Ladke KANA Hai Aur Ladki LANGDI
309 chars (2 sms)
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,
Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay
"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"
Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)
170 chars (2 sms)
aaj meineiy faisla kiya hai k hum sab Sms Karney waley b "Long March" mein Hissa lein gey,
issiliye sms lamba likha hai. chalo tumhara hissa pard gaya hai.
215 chars (2 sms)
yaaro sab dua karo, mil k faryad karo, dil jo chala ghaya hai, ussey abad karo, yaro tume mera saath do zara,
aata leney gaya jaib mein paisay b they kam,dharkan ruk ghayee nikley na dam,
kaisee subsidi kaisi zarayat,khaney pein ghey bun
244 chars (2 sms)
Naya Daur ...
Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!
Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
189 chars (2 sms)
Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "Starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"
188 chars (2 sms)
"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.
1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)
Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.
361 chars (3 sms)
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,
Kanjoos aur kya chahiye, chalo yeh b wapis karo mein uss ko doon gha jissey sirf in ki hi zaroorat ho ghee
157 chars (1 sms)
Agar tumhari zindagi k aakhri pal reh ghaye hoon to tum kya karo ghey?
"mujh sey maafi mango ghey"!
Chalo mein tumhein kehta hoon k meinein tumhein maaf kiya ab..........
177 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan In 2010 ...
1st Friend :
" Yaar Suna Hai Pehle Zamane Main Light Bhi Hua Kerti Thi "
2nd :
"Chal Na Yaar Ye Light Wight Kch Nahi Hoti Sab Tera Weham Hai " ;->
178 chars (2 sms)