Search Results for 'Married'
Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life
Her side
and
Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
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Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Ans:
"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
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ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
OR''
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
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A boy on date with girl hn BMW jan mai yum sy 1 baat
chupai
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k I''m already married.
GirL:oh God! Tum ne tu dara he diya.
Main samjhi ye car tumari nahi..;->
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Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
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2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
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All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .
Illegal
Banned
Fattening
Expensive
Or . . .
Married to Others. . . ;->
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A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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