Search Results for 'Married'
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”
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Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
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Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
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Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life
Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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Married!
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''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?
Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain
Police: To Ghar Me Karo
Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
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One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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A man:-SANTA ur son is dead
Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor
35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son
20th floor:- i m not married
&
3rd floor:- shit i m banta
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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.
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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
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Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come
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Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
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