Search Results for 'Sardar'
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
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A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
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A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,
main churail hoon.
Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
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Sardar was traveling in train
A woman sat on his son''s berth & didn''t get up
Sardar complained to the Railway Officer
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
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A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!
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Sardar Gifted A Card To His Father On His BirthDay With Quote On It
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"Phool To Bohat Hain Par Gulaab Jaisa Koi Nahi
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Mere Baap to Bohat Hain Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi "...:)
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Amitab:In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar:Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s
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One There Was A Mirrow Dat Used To Kill Liars....
FRENCH : i think, I Dont smoke..
(KILLED)
American : I Think, I Love Iraq.
(KILLED)
SARdar : I think....
(KILLED)
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Sardar ji Agar Ap ki Wife Ko Bhoot Utha Ley Jayein Tou Ap Kya Karein gey ??
Sardarje: Mein Kia Karna Hai,Galti Bhoot Ki Hay,,,
Ab Bhugtey.....
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Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!
Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab
Pathan: Suurakh... ;->
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May God give u
Tata ka status
Vajpayee ka dhiraj
Laaden ki himmat
Bill Gates ki income
Bush ki taqat
baaki...
Sardar ka dimag to hai hee.
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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
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