Search Results for 'Sardar'
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
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When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror
sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
128 chars (1 sms)
Bhagwan Duniya par BEER peene aya. 12 bottles pine ke baad Sardar ne Pocha " aap ko Charhti Kyu Nahi?
Bahgwaan: Main Baghwaan hon.
Sardar: Charh Gai hai salay Ko.
164 chars (2 sms)
Ek truck doosre ko khench k ja raha tha ,, Yeh dekh k ek sardar zor zor se husney laga or zameen pe lotpot ho gia or bola " ek rassi ko uthanay k liye 2 2 truck"
162 chars (2 sms)
Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon
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Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?
Sardar: Apple Khanay
bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai
Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun
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Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
121 chars (1 sms)
A sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
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a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
139 chars (1 sms)
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
159 chars (1 sms)
Lawyer 2 sardar: Gita pe hath rkh k kho k jo b khogay sch sch khogay..
Sardar ji: Sita pe hath rkha tha to court bulalia..ab Gita pe...;-)
142 chars (1 sms)
3 Sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
161 chars (2 sms)
Manager 2 Sardar :- Aapki shadi ho gayi ???
Sardar :- Ji haan, ek ladki se hui.
Manager :- Shadi to ladki se hi hoti hai...
Sardar :- Nahi ji, meri bahan ki shadi to ladke se hui......
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Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"
He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
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