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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn''t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!" . . . . ;->
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To hear wat is unspoken,
To see wat is unseen,
To feel widout even touching,
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SCHIZOPHRENIA
n people think its love how stupid ;->
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Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
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What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
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What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!
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what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Manu: A teacher
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Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades.
Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking
on the floor next to the bed.
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Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
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What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?
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Socho socho
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U know it,
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Bolo bolo
.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
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Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,fogot laughter were called
"Saints"
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..!
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!
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After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant
The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"
Applicant: What Is It ?
Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->
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What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???
A-Crow-t
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What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??
Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)
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