Search Results for 'call'
7 saal pehle mobile cal 5
Rs ki thi or roti 2Rs ki..
or...
Aaj roti 5 Rs ki or call 2
Rs ki...
Kon Kehta hai mehngaie
hui hai..
GEO MUSHARAF.......;->
186 chars (2 sms)
8 Saal Pehle
Mobile Call 5 Rs Ki Thi Aur Roti 2 Rs Ki
Aur
Aaj Roti 5rs Ki Hai Aur Call 2 Rs Ki
Kon Kehta Hy Mehngai Hui Hai
GEO MUSHARRAF . . . ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?
socho.....
socho socho.........
coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-
361 chars (3 sms)
Kanjusi ka matlab kya?
Na call, na sms mila?
Parh parh msg hasda ja?
Saadi ker na koi parwah?
Mera balance muka?
Te apne set nu taala la
185 chars (2 sms)
Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!
146 chars (1 sms)
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
167 chars (2 sms)
What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->
190 chars (2 sms)
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
109 chars (1 sms)
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
178 chars (2 sms)
Our education system has a drawback;
it does not teach us teamwork.
When we solve our tests collaboratively,
they call it cheating... ;-)
142 chars (1 sms)
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
176 chars (2 sms)
My no. has been changed.
plzz give me a confirmation calll on my new no.
it is 15
agr mera nokar uthae to usy 2,4 galiyan dena.,
kamina khud ko police wala kehta hai.
171 chars (2 sms)
What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?
Don''t Matter What U Call Him, He Can''t Bite U . . . ;->
155 chars (1 sms)
What do dentists call their x-rays?
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Tooth Pics.
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Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
179 chars (2 sms)