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someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
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someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
155 chars (1 sms)
Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
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It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..
Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
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A Man Has A Crow . . .
Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers . .
What Does He Call It. . . ???
Any Guesses
Don’t Know
He Calls It
My-Crow-Soft . . . ;->
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In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
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What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
Ez Hai
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
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Jis Trha Tu Hotel Me Bartan Manjhta Hy
Puri Puri Raat Sirf MisCall Marta Hy
Jb Tera Balance Khatm Hojata Hy
Suna Hy Balance K lye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hy ;->
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Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha. . . ;->
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High Class Beizzati
If u hav 1 father, call me.
If u hav 2 fathers, sms me.
If u hav 3 fathers, mis call me.
If i m ur father, just ignore this message. . . :P
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Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai
Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai
Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai
Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->
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Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti,
larka NOKIA'' larki SONY ERICSSON hoti,
larka mohabbat k SMS deta,
larki chahat ki MSCALL karti,
larka''larki ki miscall SAVE karta,larki larke ki chahat se INBOX bharti,
milkar roz dono apne jiwan ki BATTERY ko CHARGE karte,
RINGTONE ki aawaz pe dono ki zindgi muskurati,Koi bhi GAM jo aata agar''mil kar dono delet karte,or DILON ki DHARKAN unki VIBRATE hoti,
Kash logon ki mohabbat MOBILE hoti.
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Dheeru bhai from heaven
"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
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Man calls mental hospital & asks if there is anybody in Room 27.
Lady checks & tells him that the room is empty.
Man: Good,that means I have really escaped.
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Teacher:What r the ppl of Turkey called?
Student:I dnt knw.......
Teacher:they r called Turks.....
Now what r the ppl of Germany called?
Student:They r called Germs.....
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