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Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
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First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
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What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
............&.............
4th year PanaDoll.............
..............HAHAHA...........
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Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
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No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
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Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.
Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?
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My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u
Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
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What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
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Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!
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Call Me Now , I Heard Some Major Gossip About You.
Shocked? Farward 2 your friends And see How Many Don''tRead The message Fully And Make Fools Good Day !!!
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JuDGE: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kaehta hai
Judge: How Dare you call me SAALA ?
lawyer: My LORD ,I said Kaun Sa Law Kehta hai :)
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Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
((((((SUCCESS)))))
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HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
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mobile repair kerne wale ko lose motion ho jayeen to woh doctor se kaise explain kere ga???
"doctor sb subah subah se miss calls aa rahi hain
outgoing main taklif ho rahi he
subah se nye nye ringtones bheg rahe hain
aur pait main balance nahi bach raha he
jitna bhi rechage kro utna kharch ho jata he"
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New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!
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