Search Results for 'pakistan'
Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
154 chars (1 sms)
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
.
.
.
.
.
11 IDIOTS =P =X
184 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,
Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->
207 chars (2 sms)
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
270 chars (2 sms)
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,
Toyota pased by.
He told the driver:
Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
Honda passed.
He again:
Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.
Then
for Prado,
He again gave same compliment.
Taxi Driver got angry.
When reached the destination,
Taxi driver:
Rs.4,000 Please.
Japnese:Wht?
So much this is.
The angry drivr replied:
Txi meter
Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
508 chars (4 sms)
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo...
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
191 chars (2 sms)
MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?
Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-
141 chars (1 sms)
Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?
pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon
Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?
Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.
179 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?
Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.
119 chars (1 sms)
Afridi Ne Ball Ka Thread (Dhaga) Daant Se Kyon Kaata?
Guess?
?
?
?
?
Afridi Ne Ye Prove Kar Diya K.
Pakistan Main MOCHI(Cobbler) Ka Kaam Sirf Pathan Kar Sakta Hai. :-)
187 chars (2 sms)
Tera mera sadiyaan da vair a.
Tu lang ja saadi khair a.
Main ghr gya to lga tha taala.
"Jalnay waley ka moun kaala"
Band kro ye star plus k show
"Haaran do rastaa lo"
Wo waj gya ik car sy
"daikh mgr pyaar say"
Mahngaie na pora pakistan halaia
"Jiny maa noo sataia unee riksha he chalaia" ;->
316 chars (2 sms)
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
.
.
.
.
Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P
GEO PAKISTANI ;)
179 chars (2 sms)
IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !
sania ne to pura india reject kar dia
hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
140 chars (1 sms)
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?
Socho.
Nahi Pata?
Ab
India
Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
136 chars (1 sms)
Shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..
.
.
mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon... ;->
136 chars (1 sms)