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Quaid-e-Azam fote ho gay hain
Liaquat Ali bi shaheed ho gay hain
Alama Iqbal bi nahi rahe
mari tabihat bi kharab rehti hai
pata nahi Pakistan ka kia bane ga.
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american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
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There Is A Master Blaster Block Buster Film "SANWARIYA"..
And We Present In Pakistan Name "BANDARIYA"..
So The Tittle Song Like This...
Pinjre Main Bithake,
Patton Se Saja Ke,
Kutton Se Bacha Ke,
Le Jayega Aik Din Zoo Se Churake Jiyaaa...
Bandariya Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Bandariyan Ho Ho Ho Ho...
Bandariyan Hooooo Bandaariya...
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ALLAMA IQBAL ne Qayam-e-Pakistan k baray Mai 23 March Ko Minto park mai Quaid-e-Azam k Sath Kharay Ho Ker Fatima se Farmaya , AJ KALA JORA PAA SADI FARMAYSH TE
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If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....
are U 18 Years Old?
if
YES
Then Scroll down
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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!
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NADRA
National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan
Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...
as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...
Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha
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on public demand releasing all over Pakistan
"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed by: Condo Lisa Rice
Produced by: GHQ Rawalpindi
Script in: USA & UK
Actor: Musharraf
Actoress: Benazir
Supporting Actor: Maulana Diesel
Characterless Actors: Chaudharies
Dancer: Sherry Rehman
Action sound track by: MQM
Action sponsored by: Al-Qaeda
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The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
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American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.
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Pakistan me shadiyan walden k marze se hote hen
Is leye dulhe k leye dulhan
surpriz hote he,
Ghongat utane k bad
ya ashwariya...
Ya
Jysoria ;->
167 chars (2 sms)
Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo
Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo
jaldi se utho aur sabko wish
karo
HappY QaiD DaY
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Dont buy Land Cruisers.
They hav levers Dat can kill u atleast in Pakistan.
Dis Public Service msg is sponsord by Pakistan Camel & Donkey Cart Association ;->
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Hamain Tumse Piyaar Hai...
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HAAN...!
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Aye Sar Zameen e Pakistan Hamian Tumse Piyaar Hai....
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FILM:"Mid Night Jackal"
HERO:Pervez Musharaf
HEROINE:Benazir
VILLAIN:PML Q
SCRIPTED IN:Dubai
SHOOTED IN:Pakistan
CHARACTER ACTOR:Amin Fahem
Friendly Appearence:Altaf Hussain
Comedian:Sheikh Rashed
Supporting Actor:CIA
Characterless Actors:Chaudries
Dancers:Sherry Rehman
Kashmala Tariq
Summera Malik
Music by:MQM
Action by:jàil k sathi
Suspence by:AL-QAIDA
Financed by:Anti Pakistan group Producer:Asif Ali Zardari . . . ;->
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Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?
STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
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American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
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