Search Results for 'pakistan'
Azadi Moqay Per
KHAN Sahab Ne pesh Kia Naya Song
Daga Wara Bara Pushta Chusta Pakstan
Daga Barisha Gila Gila Munda Pkistan
Dil Dil Munda Pkstan
Jan Jan Londa-e-Pakistan ... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
BaChA: YeH TeRa PaKiStAn hAi yA mErA PaKisTaN hAi?
PAPA: bEtA nA yEh TeRa PaKiStAn hAi Na yEh MeRa PakiStAn hAi, yE uS kA PakiStAn hAi jO SaDDaR-E-pAkiStAn hAi
161 chars (2 sms)
agar zardari president ban gya to kya ho ga?
hona kya hai Pakistaniyon ki watt pehley b lagti ab bard jaye ghee aur kya?
126 chars (1 sms)
Agar mein president ban jayoon to kya ho?
Zardari mujh par qatlana hamla karwa dey kyun k mera pehla order ho ga
"Tamam judge bahal kiye jayein aur har corrupted sey wasooli kar k raqam Pakistan par lagai jaye"
218 chars (2 sms)
U R my best frnd.
Bharosa nahi?
Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge
Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.
Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi
to me kood jaunga... :)
172 chars (2 sms)
1 Angraz Pakistan Aaya Urdu Sekhne. Kuch Arse Baad Wo Wapas Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha K Kya Sekha?
Angraz Bola:
"Bijlee Chale Gaye
Bijlee Agai"
156 chars (1 sms)
VakEeL:
JuDgE sAAb
Es iNsAn Ne ApNi B.v ko kTaL kYa
SaAlE ko kTaL kYa
kAe bEgUnAh l0g0 ko kTaL kYa
pAiSe kHaE
GuNdAgRdI kI
yE pEhLe b JaIl Ja cHuka hAi
cCrUpT kAmIneY dArInDaSiFt iNsAn k sAtH kIa h0nA cHaHyE?
JuDgE sHb
IsAy pAkIstAn ka pReSidNt bAnA d0 . . . ;->
288 chars (2 sms)
Dhamaka
Sale
Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount 4
Usa, Saudia & Uk.
Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari
Commission 10%
Website!
Www.Zardari-Dallal.Com ;->
182 chars (2 sms)
Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->
276 chars (2 sms)
Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)
130 chars (1 sms)
Vakeel:
Judge Saab, Is Insan Ne Apni Biwi Ko Qatal Kia,
Salay Ko Qatal Kia,
Kaee Begunah Logo Ko Qatal Kia,
Paisay Khae,
Ghundagardi Ki,
Ye Pehle Bhi Jail Ja Cuka Hai,
Ap Bataye Is Drinda-Sift Or Corrupt Insan Ke Sath Kya Hona Chahye?
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Judge:
Isay Pakistan Ka President Bana Do ;->
311 chars (2 sms)
Jis Tarah
Ghibat Amal Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Neyki Badi Ko Kha Jati Hai,
Gussa Aqal Ko Khajata Hai,
Or Jhoot Rizq Ko,
Usi Tarah
Zardari Pakistan Ko Kha Jayega!!
167 chars (2 sms)
Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?
American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain
Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,
Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,
Hum Log To Choron Ko
PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!
298 chars (2 sms)
Jo 11 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Sadar-e-Pakistan Hy
Jo 6 Saal Jail Me Rahe
Wo
Wazeer-e-Azam Pakistan Hy
2 , 4 Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aaye''n
Mustaqbil Roshan Hy ... ;->
187 chars (2 sms)
1 Tou
Sadar-e-Pakistan
Ban Gaya
Tum Bhi City
Nazim K Liye
Apply Kerdo
Bcoz
30 Din Ki Qaid
Tum Bhi Kaat K Aane
Wale Ho ... ;->
172 chars (2 sms)