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"SO pagal
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If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
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"Aap Ki Kahani
Humari Zubani"
Aap k pas dimag hy
Chlta nhi wø älag baat hy
Aap smart hyn
Køi mänta nhi alag bat hy
Aap ameer hyn
Kanjus hyn wo alag bat hy
Aap sharif hyn
Lgty nhi wø älag bat hy
Aap k pas cell fone hy
Call nhi krty alag bat hy
kafi izat hy aap ki
Koi krta nhi ye alag baät hy.
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Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
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Diff B/W Ignorance & Patience?
Wen u see de mirror & u dont laugh at urself,
dat is ignorance & wen i luk at u & i also dont laugh, dats called patience
:-)
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Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin ka
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It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
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Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)
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Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
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If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
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2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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