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True But Funny Fact
A Girl Worries Abt Her Future Til
She Gets A Husband
But A Boy Never Worries About His
Future Until He Gets A Wife
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
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A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan
Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?
Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It
Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''
Wife: Sory !
Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn
Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?
Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->
325 chars (3 sms)
A Fool Can Ask More
Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer
No Wonder So Many
Husbands
R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
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Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
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Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
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WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
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WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
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Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!
Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->
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Love Is The Thing That ...
Enables A Woman To Sing
While She Mopes Up The Floor
After
Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
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Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
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Wife Husband Se Phone Par:
Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,
Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??
Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo
Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga
Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi
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Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya
Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi
Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye
Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
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1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .
Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?
Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
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Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car
Saying,
"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her
A Weight Machine.
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