Search Results for 'husband'
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
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A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
167 chars (2 sms)
Consequences in
Aerica...
A girl rushed over to her
husband..
Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
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Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!
Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!
Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?
Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?
Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?
Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
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Ameer ki biwi or ghareeb ki biwi mai kia farq hota hai?
Ameer ki biwi apne husband se: Mjhe nai pata mjhe shopping pe le k jayn,muje nai pta mjhe beauty parlour le k jayn,
aj dinner 5 star hotel me karenge
Ghareeb ki biwi apne husbnd se: muje nai pta meri behan k 4 bache hain mery sirf 2 q hain.? ;->
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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
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Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
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A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
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"It really works!"
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A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
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HusbAnd: DeAr tumhAri Neck pAr ajeeb si chEEz hy jise dekh kAr khuf AatA hy,
Wife: Wo kiA ???
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HusbAnd:TumhArA "FAcE" . . . ;-
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Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!
But,
now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D
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A Couple Is Sitting And Talking
Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .
Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
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