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New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram
Team:
Bekar younus
Rashid takleef
Shahid afriki
Inzimam full duck
Shoaib kambakhter
Umer bull
Kamran khatmal
Kana Naveedul Hasan
Mehman butt
Extras:
Baitsman
Baiman farhat
Danish maleria.
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The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .
The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz
to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .
So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected
Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
A team of Specialst will soon
Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
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India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector
IN
1965
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USA inventd a machine 2 catch thievs
In US
30min it caught 20thievs
In UK
30mins 30thievs
In India
30min 90thievs
Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)
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"Pakistani di Mushkil"
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
Parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
Marn tu baad hisab arbi wich.;-)!
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Meaning of PAKISTAN
P. Pyaar
A. Aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
A. Aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.
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"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...
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Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......
SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"
PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"
BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"
NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo
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UNITED NATIONS Conducted a Survey...
The Question Was :
"Would You Please Give Your Honest Opinion about Food Shortage in Rest of the World?"
The survey was badly FAILED !!!
Because,
In AFRICA,
people didn''t know what FOOD is !
CHINESE didn''t know what OPINION is !
EUROPEANS didn''t know what SHORTAGE is !
PAKISTANIS didn''t know what HONEST is !
SAUDIS didn''t know what PLEASE is !
&
AMERICANS didn''t know what REST OF THE WORLD is!
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Think, if all studnts start studyin & get gUd marks
But jobs r limited
then
more unemployment
more suicide
more crime
SO,
SAVE PAKISTAN
STOP STUDYING..!
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Aap ko meri taraf se
.
Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
.
Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
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1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:
"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...
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Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
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Socho
U.S.A jis se Darta Hay
Un sab K Aakhir May
(N)
Aata hay
Quran,
Taliban,
Pakistan,
Iran,
Usama bin ladin,
Afghanistan,
Wazirstan
Cheen
Pathan
&
Khalid Jan
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i mis u,
i love u,
i like u,
tu meri jan,
tu mera chand,
tu meri subha,
tu meri sham
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zyada khush hone ki zarurat nhi.
@I LØVE PAKISTAN@
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