Mother:hey son ,your younger

Mother:hey son ,your younger brother is crying badly,
why dont you lovingly cares him.

Son :mom I’m bzy .

Mother:what are ya doing.
Son :I’m eating his biscuits

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 853 views
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