There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 715 views

Police high alart

Police high alert k time Santa ke ghar talasi lene
gai.
Police-Khabar h k apke ghar me Vishfotak samgri
h.
Santa-"Sir" vo maike gai hui h.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Ke Bachpan Ka Kissa

Santa Aur Banta Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Hote Hai,

Banta: “Chal Apne Bachpan Ki Koi Baat Bata?”

Santa: “Yaar, Main Bachpan Mein Bahut Taqatwar Tha”

Banta: “Achha Wo Kaise???”

Santa: “Meri Mummy Kehti Hai Jab Main Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar (Head) Pe Uthha Leta Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Cow humari mata hi

teacher-cow humari mata hi tabi 1 studnt widow se bahr dekh raha tha. teachr-tum baahar kya dek rahe ho? stdt-sir aapki maa k piche kutte pade h.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Toothbursh

Memon : Toothbrush Dena
Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho
Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nafsiati Mareez

Nafsiati Mareez:
.
Mujhay shadi nahin karni, mujy sb ortain buri lagti hyn.
.
Doctor:
.
Shadi kar lo, phir tumy sirf 1 orat buri lagy gi, baqi sb achi lagny lagain gi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)