There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1010 views

newton law

NEWTON’S 7th LAW

“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases

Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti

beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Article

A husband read an article to his wife about how
many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
'What?'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

wife was beating a husband.

wife was beating a husband.
neighbours asked-why r u beating?
wife-when i called him one girl recived the phone & said the person u r trying to reach is currently busy

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

If people says yo


If people says you are crazy, be patiend.

if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

public toilet

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)