Die hard fan
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 988 views
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