Musharaf gia Zardari aya
khote nal khota wataya!
ik chor geya Daku Aya
khote nal khota wataya!
Dassoo assi ki Kamaya
khote nal khota wataya!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 592 views

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

"wa sardar sahib kia body hai"


Iss pr sardar bola ..........

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain, 10% interest ke hisaab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hain, batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jaante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths jaanta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tang akr usy kahi chor aya. gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor k aya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wo bili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya. wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.
sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?
wife:han pnch gai hy
sardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher said to Sardar

Teacher said to Sardar: Write here your best friend’s name in English.

Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware’

Teacher: What’s this mean?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)