1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao..
hmare pakistan k halat daikh kar bache bhi dunia mein akele ane se darte hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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