Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar
Santa Apni Maa se Pitne Ke Bad Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Tha
Baap-Kya Huwa
Santa-Papa,Tumhari Biwi Ke Sath Ab Mera Guzara Nahi Ho Sakta
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1043 views
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Ek bar chiti hathi ke upar beth kar jaa rahi thi.Raste me kaccha pul aata hai.Usko dekh ke chiti-"Jaanu cross kar loge ya main utru?"
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Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good
Sardar: Bad
Interviewer: Come
Sardar: Go
Interviewer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichlli
Interviewer: PICHLLI?
Sardar: UGLY
Interviewer: Shut Up
Sardar: Keep Talking
Interviewer: Ok now stop it
Sardar: ok now carry on
Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa
Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh
Interviewer: Are yaar
Sardaar: Are dushman
Interviewer: Get Out
Sardar: Come In
Interviewer: U r Rejected
Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade
ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?
Surjit: hua yun ki…
Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat
kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal
kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use
Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Profesor ne 1 ladke ke liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf ladki rakhi.
Aur kaha ki in dono main se koi ek cheez le lo.
Ladka foran cake ki tarf Lapka
Doosri bar cake badal ke roti rakhito Ladka Roti ko Lapka..
Yun bar bar food item badalne per ladka her bar khane ki taraf bhaga.
Prof: Bas sabit hua ke bhookh hi sabse badi cheez hai.
Piche se 1 student bola:
"Sir ye is ki behan hai, 1 bar ladki bhi badal ke dekh lete?
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If animals hav FB, these r most likely to b their status updates:
Cockroach: Managed to skip frm sum1 s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangrous lifestyle! Tounge
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her dad...wat shall I tell her?? I dnt evn remembr
Mosquito: I m HIV positive dis is all due to wrong sucking !!! :/
Chicken: If 2omorrow i m nt updating my status, means i m being servd at KFC.! Luv u all
Octopus: I hav jst refilld my ink..horray!! ^_^
Pig: Oh gosh they throw da gossip dat i m spreading flu...damn!! :X
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathn Mayyat k sth bus me ja rha tha to Logo ne usko bohot mara?
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Q.K
Pathn Nay Awaz Lagadi O koocha
SHELA KI JAWNI Lagado.Safar Acha guzry ga
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Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Student: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ??
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Student: BOYFRIEND.
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“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.
The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”
“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”
The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”
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Ek Din Pappu Ki Biwi Apne Mayke Gayi Hoti Hai,
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naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa hai
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