Gabbar :"Thakur ye
Gabbar :"Thakur ye
mobile hum ko dede,
.
.
.
Thakur :"Dekh yarr
hath-pair ka mazak
theek hai,
.
.
.
Mobile se mazak masti
nahi,
.
.
.
Facebook chalu hai or,
.
.
.
Basanti online hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 943 views
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