1 sardar ne nayi chaddi le
1 sardar ne nayi chaddi le
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti ota kar kaha mairi nayi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya to dekha chaddi almari mai pari ti.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 662 views
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