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There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was P
There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was Pulled Up By The Police. When The Cop Opened The Door, The Driver Fell Out. "Youre Drunk!" Exclaimed The Police Officer. "Thank God For That!" Said The Drunk, "I Thought The Steering Had Gone.
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