There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was P

There Was An Inebriated Driver Who Was Pulled Up By The Police. When The Cop Opened The Door, The Driver Fell Out. "Youre Drunk!" Exclaimed The Police Officer. "Thank God For That!" Said The Drunk, "I Thought The Steering Had Gone.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1062 views

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat

Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Pathan Ny
Apni Bivi Ko Gulab Ka Phool Diya..

Bivi: Khan Saab' Hum Ko Ye Nai Chahiye,
Koi Sonay Ki Cheez Do..

Phir Pathan Ny Usay
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"Neend Ki Goli" De Di.. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe 1000 Rs Ki Zarurat Hai

A man to his friend-main apna purse ghar pe bhul aaya mujhe 1000 rs ki zarurat hai banta-dost hi dost ke kam atta hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar ke purse le aa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki collage mein

Santa ki collage mein ek friend bani
usne ek sher sunaya

Santa ka sher:Is tarah mujhe apni taraf mat khicho sanam branded t-shirt hai fat gayi to bahut marunga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Going Too Far

You try to enter your password on the microwave.

You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, 'What's for dinner dad?'

Your daughter sets up a web site to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Uble huwe ande

Sardar murgi ku garam pani pila raha tha
phatan :ye kis lye
sardar is se ye uble huwe ande de gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)