Sabun ki faryad
Kia mujh se koi khata ho gai hai
pore aik maheene se mujhe ignore kar rahe hu
plz aik baar to naha lo
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 892 views
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1st sardar:oye mar gae yaar meri bv aur girlfriend sath sath aa rahi hain.
2nd sardar:arrey me bi yahi bolne wala tha.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Why is Salman Khan disturbed these days?
Usi girlfriend jawaan ho gayi hai,aur bhabhi badnaam ho gayi hai…!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen ''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Lady Teacher:Agar sache dil se God se dua ki jaye to woh puri hoti hai..
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Pappu: Rehne do madam Agar aisa hota to Aaj aap waha nahi,
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meri Bahon me hoti… ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher:Can You Spell
A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post Office
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardar: Ghar mai maira hukam mana jata hai. Mai kahta Garam pani le awo, tu usi Time le aty hain
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Friend: Garam Pani kion?
Sardar: Garam Pani Se bartan achy dulthay hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Golden words
agr tm kisi ko chaho or hasil na kar sako to
fittay moon
balkeh durr fittay mun lakh di laanat tuwadi aashqi te
number menu de dio
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aapko 2 baten btata hun wo b free me
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1: ksi ko free me itna free mat kro k wo free me itna free hojae
k free hi na rehne de or Ap free hote hue b free na hon
or wo free me Apko free samajh kr Apko free karde
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2: ksi se free me itna free hojao k usay free me Apke free honay
ka pata na chalay or usay free me b free na rehne do or wo free
hote hue b free na ho or wo free free me phansa rahe or Ap free me usay free krdo
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Kuch samajh aya FREE me?.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Breaking News..
Octopus Paul in Coma.
Dr says Mental trauma...wen
Santa asked him a question..
"Baba Ji Wen will India reach FIFA finals?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st Friend: Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hu n,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd Friend: Tumne Usy Bataya K
Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1st: Bataya Tha
2nd: Phir
1st: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)