Kanjos

Sardar 2 Kanjos:
Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi
Ko Chom Rha Hai
Kyun?
Kanjos: Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 836 views
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