Ek sarder or air-hostess
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara
Sardar foran bola : Aadat bhi bahut milti hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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