Munna bhai k ghr ladki paida hui

Munna bhai k ghr ladki paida hui

Circit:-Bhai mohlle ke sare ladke ispe line marnge

Munna bhai:-tu fikr na kr mai iska name "DIDI" rkhunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 617 views
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