Bahir Ki Cheaz
1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka
masala kha raha tha.
1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi
khate?
pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki
cheez khane se mana kia hai.!
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 585 views
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