Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team

Match ka last over tha or Santa ki team ko jeetne ke liye 30runs chaiye the
Santa ne Khuda Se Dua Ki-Hey Allah Bowlar Ashish Nehra Jaisa Ho Or Wicketkeepar Kamran Akmal Jaisa
Tabhi upar se aawaz aayi-Mai ek Galti Dusri Baar Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 527 views
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