Kon Bane ga Karor Pati
Kon Banai ga Karor Pati?
Pathan: Me.
Q: what is your father name?
Options:
A.Dilawer
B.Changez
c.Feroz
d.Sultan
Pthan: Life line 50/50.
A. Dilawer
c. Feroze
Pathan: Audience Vote,
75% Dilwer
25% Feroze
Pathan: my last line phone a friend.
Kis ko call karen gai?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawer ko.........!
by Raju (few years ago!) / 1331 views
Similar Jokes
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola
Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua: “Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai”
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya: “Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui”
Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla: “Shit, Main To Banta Hoon“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to
socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly
inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha
Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net
b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi
Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti
Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk
White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lon Ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine
Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Papa bear were splitting up, and baby bear had to decide who he was going to live with.
So, the judge wanted to talk to baby bear to see what he thought about living with either of his parents. When he asked baby bear about living with his father, baby bear said "No, I can't live with Papa bear, he beats me terribly."
"OK," said the judge, "then you want to live with your mother, right?"
"No way!" replied baby bear, "She beats me worse than Papa bear does."
The judge was a bit confused by this, and didn't quite know what to do. "Well, you have to live with someone, so is there any relatives you would like to stay with?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered baby bear, "my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago."
"You're sure she will treat you well and won't beat you?" asked the judge.
"Oh definitely," said baby bear, "the Chicago Bears don't beat anybody."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa to Banta:
Agar Neend Na aaye to kya karna chaiye?
Banta: Neend ka Intezar karne se acha hai k So hi jayo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you made!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shadi ki takreb main jin a gaya
Sab logon ki jin ko chekh ker chekiannikal gian
Wahan per majod aik samjhdar buzarg ne kha k sab females wazo ker k aian
Jab females wazo ker k ai to jin ki chekian nikal giain.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
.
.
.
But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)