Kon Bane ga Karor Pati

Kon Banai ga Karor Pati?
Pathan: Me.
Q: what is your father name?

Options:
A.Dilawer
B.Changez
c.Feroz
d.Sultan

Pthan: Life line 50/50.

A. Dilawer
c. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote,

75% Dilwer
25% Feroze

Pathan: my last line phone a friend.

Kis ko call karen gai?
Pathan: Apne baap dilawer ko.........!

by Raju (few years ago!) / 802 views
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