Police Sardar officer se:

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 652 views
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